New Limp vid, get with it. Slappy Redz and Ky Leeps—leaps and bounds ahead of your favorite trouser manufacturer in the fun department.
“FORMAL APOLOGY FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME
Date: April 1, 2026
Re: “FAST MONEY”
Dear General Public, We sincerely apologize for the video “Fast Money.” Our goal is simply to earn enough money to cover the sweat, stress, and skate‑labor that went into producing the most comfortable loose‑fit, 100% cotton twill skate pants we could possibly make. When Ace Pelka rescued Kyle Leeper and the two chose fun over “productive corporate networking,” they exercised questionable judgment by modern standards. Their actions – riding wooden planks on hard surfaces, abusing concrete, and visibly enjoying themselves—may confuse bystanders and could even result in unintended joy. Despite this, we strongly encourage you and everyone you know to purchase these pants at full price, whether you like them or not. Thank you for your attention to this matter,
Cameron Presley Assistant Manager
Filmed/edited: Shane Darnell limpies.com”
Some incredible references in here to Lucero/Grosso, and those insane Dan Sturt pics of Jason Jessee and Gonz on a wild longboard. Go look it up!
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Go get you some Limpies!
We got Kyle to speak on his legendary Subtleties part:
Related: Kyle Leeper, Subtleties Commentary